Mommy Wants Vodka

I need this for my birthday. Or now.

When Roses Attack!

It’s funny because it’s true.

John C. Mayer is in love with me. Also: his hair.

Thank GOD someone is finally talking about this horrible disease.

I don’t eat aerosolized frosting often, but when I do? THE DIABEETUS.

Better than a tiny donkey - but barely.

I will totally go out in Jeggings (or do another dare) if you guys help me out.