Four

She is four.

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Like Chatroulette With Less Penises

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Geese Are Probably Dumb

Happy New Year! You're Still An Asshole!

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A Letter To The President

You should read this.

My Mother, The Criminal

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Religion may be the opiate of the masses but vodka is the vodka of the masses.

(Source: mommywantsvodka.com)

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The End Is (Probably) Nigh

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I Suck At Life So You Don't Have To

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awesomeandfancy: Azaleas are confused. 71 in December. #flowers #bloom

awesomeandfancy:

Azaleas are confused. 71 in December. #flowers #bloom

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